acoolshark:

this sounds like a macklemore lyric

trebled-negrita-princess:

citizenkwam:

Truth bomb.

LMAO

assgod:

it’s finally my time to shine

derselala:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

holy fucking shit

#she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

jodecides:

ask-oklahoma-america:

sunsetofdoom:

tarch-7:

Toothless is so cute here.

THE DETAILS

HIS NOSTRILS ARE PINK ON THE INSIDES

YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF HIS SCALES

HE’S STILL COVERED IN DIRT AND SOOT FROM THE FIGHT

DREAMWORKS WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME

how could you not want a toothless on your dash

can we talk about hiS EYES

myownsundays:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

xcyclopswasrightx:

You are who you choose to be. Don’t let other people’s perception create your reality.

WE. DON’T. FUCKING. TALK. ABOUT. THIS. FUCKING. MOVIE.

we don’t talk about it because it’s the reason we’re all a little dead on the inside because it’s one of the most tragic things from out childhood. you know it. I know it. Even strangers I will never meet know it. BECAUSE IT IS TRUE!

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

floodxland:

passionforwolves:

if your sad just watch this wolf gif. look at it.

who’s a huge big vicious apex predator?

WHO’S A BIG SILLY? :D

ask-koki-kariya:

yougotvexed:

nico-di-angelcake:

dragons that live in volcanoes and coat themselves in lava

dragons that live underwater and have fish scales instead of dragon scales

dragons that live in fields of flowers and breathe out avalanches of flowers instead of fire

DRAGONS BEING COOL AS SHIT

you rang?

Dragons are cool.

q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0a:

they seriously arent kidding when they say all the good urls are taken